My weekly horoscope...which I cannot decipher

Your social life certainly seems to be on a roll right now, with three planets in Capricorn. It is time to get involved in a few networking exercises and to meet new contacts and associates. Venus is retrograde, so it might be hard to get any decent business out of anybody for a week or so yet. But this doesn't stop you from sowing the seeds and making your face known in all the right places. You are willing to work longer and harder than you have in some time, but you don't want to stress yourself out either. You do need to set yourself limits and boundaries that give you a chance to regenerate your batteries and get some rest. Friday is not the best day to hold any meetings as you won't get the results you expect - try another time. The Full Moon in Cancer on Saturday may bring up feelings associated with a new romance or date. Don't do anything you might regret, as your tendency could be to overreact, or perhaps to misinterpret the signals that come your way. Sunday may bring someone very interesting your way - you will have plenty to discuss - enjoy the process of getting to appreciate each other's thought processes.
(I've no idea about any "new romance or date"...I'm too disinterested to care. I hate everyone. Thanks...you know who you are!)

Sun Sign: Pisces
Rising Sign: Virgo
Chinese Sign: Rat
Life Path Number: 9