Horoscopes are stupid

You may feel neglected and unloved all day. If you're single, you may even feel worse. Cheer up, because if you are running around with such a depressed and dramatic expression on your face, nobody will feel like asking you out. Try to make yourself happy by doing things you like to do. If you have a smile on your face, you will be a magnet for someone who has love to give.

(like I care...)