My Horriblescope for this week...

You are in the mood to bring your goals, dreams, and desires to birth. You can't bear to wait any longer for someone else to make the first move. There is a restless energy in the air, which you are finding it hard to contain. But Mercury in your sign continues to be retrograde. So don't sign any deals or new contracts yet. It is better to continue to research and get all the information you need. You are looking for new ways to forge ahead as the tried and trusted methods seemed to lose their appeal some time ago. This is as it should be. You will do better if you try to be as original as possible. Venus in Aquarius may indicate the need to keep a few secrets. You may not be meaning to confuse others, but you don't want to spell out exactly what is happening either. Thursday is great for having fun and garnering those perfect opportunities. Saturday will be very frustrating, especially where home and family matters are concerned. Don't take any major risks. Mars squares Uranus, so a newfound impatience could get the better of you if you are not careful. Stay cool!
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wtf? Newfound impatience? Oh yeah. That's right. I'm patient AND understanding. I forgot... For some reason, my horoscopes NEVER make any sense to me. It's like having tarot cards read...no sense to me.