I've got a sex life??? Since when???

Your sex life is about to bring changes to your love life. You are no longer hung up about your body, and you are no longer distracted during would-be passionate moments by it. You will be able to focus on and enjoy the here and now, and you won't be lost in your thoughts like you generally are. You are a new person about to experience the pleasures of life.

Horoscopes are total bullshit for the most part!!!